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THE DEPARTMENT OF UNSOLICITED ROASTING

Certificate of Certified Idiocy

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This hereby (and rather reluctantly) certifies that

[ your magnificent name here ]

has demonstrated exceptional, sustained, and franklyaward-winning idiocy by voluntarily visitingfuckyouidiot.fyi and reading this far.

  • Magna Cum Clumsy
  • Distinguished Service to Bad Ideas
  • Lifetime Achievement in Clicking Things
No. FYI-000-000Serial of Shame
Reginald Q. NonsenseChief Roasting Officer
Issued: —Date of Disgrace

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