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[ the greatest blunders ever (allegedly) recorded ]

The Hall of Shame

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  1. 01

    Gerald Fumblewick

    "The Self-Locking Legend"

    Locked himself out of his own house, then out of his own car, then out of his own phone — all while holding all three keys. In one hand.

    9,999idiocy pts
  2. 02

    Mavis Crumbletoe

    "Champion of the Obvious"

    Spent two hours looking for the glasses she was wearing, gave up, bought new glasses, then lost the new ones in the same way.

    8,420idiocy pts
  3. 03

    Sir Clicks-A-Lot

    "The Button Whisperer"

    Clicked the insult button on the home page 4,000 times in one sitting, then emailed us asking why he felt 'so seen.'

    7,777idiocy pts
  4. 04

    Penelope Wobblesworth

    "Architect of Chaos"

    Tried to assemble flat-pack furniture using only vibes and a butter knife. The bookshelf is now load-bearing for the ceiling. It should not be.

    6,510idiocy pts
  5. 05

    Bartholomew Dingus

    "The Reply-All Menace"

    Replied-all to 12,000 coworkers with 'is this thing on?' then replied-all again to apologize. Twice.

    5,999idiocy pts
  6. 06

    Dot Matrix-Jones

    "Pioneer of Bad Ideas"

    Printed the entire internet 'to read later.' Currently on page 6 of 4,000,000,000. Refuses to quit.

    5,200idiocy pts

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